Lego Star Wars: Elevator

Hi everyone,
Sorry I haven't posted anything lately. I have been busy.
Anyway this week my post is going to be about Lego Star Wars (again) when all the Lego characters go inside an elevator. I found this clip on youtube! My favourite part is when Jar Jar Binks whacks Darth Vadar's helmet. The stars that are meant for ranking I give it a 5 out of 5!

Couplets

As some of you already know that couplets are like poems except with more rhyming words. I'll give you an example: she sells sea shells by the sea shore. You could also make up your own couplet. Another example: Harry Highpants has a hairy hyhena.

You could also get some couplets from anybody you know or look up the internet googling couplets.

Jokes

1. Why did the chicken walk across the road? To see his flatmate. Get it? as in who he lives with and he's been flattened.
2. Why did the lemon walk across the road? To make lemon squash. Get it? as in if he gets squashed by a car he'll make lemon squash.
3. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkhesaurus. Get it? as in do you think he saw us except he didn't because he's got no eyes.

The Legendary Veronica

Veronica is my little sister and she's very, very, very cute. She's 5 months old and of course she dribbles a lot of the time. She has really, really chumpy legs too! Veronica also likes to stand up with someone holding her hands and she can sit up by herself now. Her favourite food is milk (of course!) and she complains when she rolls over sometimes. She pretty much likes to put anything in her mouth such as, a dummy, a toy, my nose, a finger and she also tries to eat my cereal. Mostly the times that I have an ice block she will go crazy eating it, if its her favourite flavour - strawberry.
The best thing about having a sister is that when you're at home and you have nothing to do eventually when she grows up she would be able to play with you. Her nickname is Missy Moo. I love Veronica all the time because she makes funny noises and does smiles at me. That's why I love her.

Lego Starwars

Did you know that Lego Star Wars is the most popular Lego in the world? Because you can swap bodies and heads around and create your own Star Wars character. Mostly they find it popular because you can get Darth Vadar and Anikin Skywalker as Lego. They are both very rare. Also when you get any packets of Lego Star Wars you could possibly make up your own ship or just follow the manual. Also the most popular Star Wars Lego thing in the world is Star Wars Lego the video game for Playstation 2. Some people really like the game because at the bar there are these tubes where you can make up your own character. I've even gotten to the last level of Lego Star Wars the video game. It's a really, really hard level because you have to blow up the enormous Death Star. If you play the video game first before you get the Lego you will really like Star Wars Lego.

Secret baby language

Have you heard about the secret baby language? Well I will tell you about it, so long as you keep it a secret. OK, number one: if they say "neh" that means they're hungry, ok? Number two: if they say "eh" that means they want you to help them burp. Now thats all I now about a secret baby languege.

The parallel universe

Is there such a thing as a parallel universe? Because I heard my dad say something about it one day and it sounds pretty awesome.
The parallel universe uses the ground for green lines and the sky is also very dark all the time. The dark sky has kind of like green wavey stuff, but if you ever throw the pointy bit of the cone in the middle of the green lines a big hole will appear. The more you run away, the more the hole gets bigger, but if you fall in the hole you go to a special place that you have never seen before.
In that special place you might end up in the cartoon world or just the special place which is better than the parallel universe.
I need to know the information about how to get to the parallel universe, but how do I find it? Some day I just might find the parallel universe. My dad might give me more information about it, when I'm bigger. But, like I said before about the hole, if you ever throw the pointy bit of the cone in the middle of the lines, the hole will get bigger and eventually explode the whole of the parallel universe. So please don't do that until I get there.

The Dark Knight.

Have you seen the new Batman movie yet? I have and it's awesome. It's classified MA15+, so be prepared some frights and loud noises. One bit I'll tell you about it: the Scarecrow returns. I'm not sure what he had to do with the story, but he's an original enemy of Batman so it's no surprise he turns up. But it is a surprise, because I wasn't expecting him. But it's not really a surprise because, like I said before, he's an old enemy. So you could say that it's a surprise and not a surprise at the same time.
But if you see the Dark Knight movie the joker will look really scary, so be prepared.