Secret baby language

Have you heard about the secret baby language? Well I will tell you about it, so long as you keep it a secret. OK, number one: if they say "neh" that means they're hungry, ok? Number two: if they say "eh" that means they want you to help them burp. Now thats all I now about a secret baby languege.

The parallel universe

Is there such a thing as a parallel universe? Because I heard my dad say something about it one day and it sounds pretty awesome.
The parallel universe uses the ground for green lines and the sky is also very dark all the time. The dark sky has kind of like green wavey stuff, but if you ever throw the pointy bit of the cone in the middle of the green lines a big hole will appear. The more you run away, the more the hole gets bigger, but if you fall in the hole you go to a special place that you have never seen before.
In that special place you might end up in the cartoon world or just the special place which is better than the parallel universe.
I need to know the information about how to get to the parallel universe, but how do I find it? Some day I just might find the parallel universe. My dad might give me more information about it, when I'm bigger. But, like I said before about the hole, if you ever throw the pointy bit of the cone in the middle of the lines, the hole will get bigger and eventually explode the whole of the parallel universe. So please don't do that until I get there.

The Dark Knight.

Have you seen the new Batman movie yet? I have and it's awesome. It's classified MA15+, so be prepared some frights and loud noises. One bit I'll tell you about it: the Scarecrow returns. I'm not sure what he had to do with the story, but he's an original enemy of Batman so it's no surprise he turns up. But it is a surprise, because I wasn't expecting him. But it's not really a surprise because, like I said before, he's an old enemy. So you could say that it's a surprise and not a surprise at the same time.
But if you see the Dark Knight movie the joker will look really scary, so be prepared.