1. Why did the chicken walk across the road? To see his flatmate. Get it? as in who he lives with and he's been flattened.
2. Why did the lemon walk across the road? To make lemon squash. Get it? as in if he gets squashed by a car he'll make lemon squash.
3. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkhesaurus. Get it? as in do you think he saw us except he didn't because he's got no eyes.
2. Why did the lemon walk across the road? To make lemon squash. Get it? as in if he gets squashed by a car he'll make lemon squash.
3. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkhesaurus. Get it? as in do you think he saw us except he didn't because he's got no eyes.
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Thanks, Declan. Here's one for you.
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
If you can't guess the answer, ask your dad.
I don't get it! What do you mean?
The answer is Jack ! As in one of these ... a car jack !
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool? Bob. Get it? He bobs up and down in the water!
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